All you have to do is buy a round-trip ticket to Greece for 7 days to be exposed to someone who has been certified to have the Balkan Rage Virus that Constantine contracted last week. Then, the cost is $250 a day for us to cover your hotel room, exposure cost, caretaker, and any liquids you might want to drink. We also have complementary bananas and chicken soup but we’ve got a feeling you’re not going to have much of an appetite!
The results are guaranteed! If you do not lose 10 pounds in 5 days then we offer you a 2nd exposure FREE**(please read flip side for details)
What are you waiting for? Put your physique over the edge and start hedging before the dangerous holiday meals!
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